Fifth Sign of the Apocalypse (From the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up" Dept.)

Once again completely blurring the line between truth and fiction, the U.S. military gives us the best reason so far for why Arrested Development should still be on the air.

I can just imagine Carl Weathers telling the Iraqi "actors:" "Take this discarded MRE packet and boil it with some water, and you got yourself a stew."